Columbus Day
Here are some good quotes for this Columbus Day.
I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don’t get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn’t, somebody else would have and we’d still be here. Big deal. ~ John Waters, quoted in The Portable Curmudgeon Redux, compiled & edited by Jon Winokur, 1992
America’s one of the finest countries anyone ever stole. ~ Bobcat Goldthwaite
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. ~ Robert Orben
How the hell do you give someone credit for discovering something that had already been discovered? ~ Anonymous